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prodding his great pizzle into her hindquarters.
Anthony Capella • The Various Flavours Of Coffee
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I never worked holidays, because holiday hand jobs are sad for everyone.
Gillian Flynn • The Grownup

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Meltdown: Time weighs in with a cover showing a cartoon depiction of Trump as a featureless mouth, melting away like a hot wax statue with a one-word caption: “Meltdown.” The cover is in turn covered by other media, as if it’s news.
Sharyl Attkisson • The Smear: How Shady Political Operatives and Fake News Control What You See, What You Think, and How You Vote
Trump, the fattest of the three Pekingese, waddled into the foyer.