Quotes

Macintosh was everything technology should be. It was stream­lined and practical, simple and sophisticated, a tool for enhan­cing creativity as much as productivity. –Steve Jobs

You call it OCD. I call it put the shit back where you found it.

“No.” is a complete sentence. —Unknown

On Trump: “If someone close to you behaved this way, you would desperately try to get them psychiatric help.”

I left the house lookin’ like a bag of smashed crabs.

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around like they won.

“Be brave enough to suck at something new.” —Unknown

Pain is inevitable, but everything is constantly in flux. We hurt, we heal. Things get hard then easier. Even when we're sick or grieving, we have moments of relief. Peace is accepting & making the best of what is.

”Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” –Miles Kington