Insults

I've seen people like you before... but I had to pay admission and you were behind a fence.

About as diverse as a box of ping pong balls.

You call it OCD. I call it put the shit back where you found it.

I left the house lookin’ like a bag of smashed crabs.

Her housekeeping style is best described as "There appears to have been a struggle”.

Like a pizza cutter, all edge, no point.

Sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked.

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around like they won.

My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you, it means your level of stupidity left me speechless.