Insults

I left the house lookin’ like a bag of smashed crabs.

My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you, it means your level of stupidity left me speechless.

About as diverse as a box of ping pong balls.

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. They knock over the pieces, shit on the board, then strut around like they won.

On Trump: “If someone close to you behaved this way, you would desperately try to get them psychiatric help.”

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Her housekeeping style is best described as "There appears to have been a struggle”.

You call it OCD. I call it put the shit back where you found it.

Sorry I slapped you, but it didn't seem like you'd ever stop talking and I panicked.