The Light Fantastic: (Discworld Novel 2) (Discworld series)

A quite spacious bookshop. A customer enters and approaches the counter, behind which stands an assistant. Assistant: Good morning, sir. Mr Pest: Good morning. Can you help me? Do you have a copy of Thirty Days in the Samarkand Desert with a Spoon by A. E. J. Elliott? Assistant: Um . . . well, we haven’t got it in stock, sir. Mr Pest: Never mind. H

‘You like it?’ he said to Mort, in pretty much the same tone of voice people used when they said to St George, ‘You killed a what?’