Guards! Guards!: (Discworld Novel 8) (Discworld series)

‘You like it?’ he said to Mort, in pretty much the same tone of voice people used when they said to St George, ‘You killed a what?’

They don’t go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine skins, slices of hog flesh and burnt ground grass seeds dipped in animal fats; or, as it is known in their patios, egg, soss and bacon and a fried slice.