So: gorilla walks into a bar, orders a banana daiquiri, bartender gives him the banana daiquiri, says: “That’ll be twenty-five dollars.” Gorilla pays him, takes a sip of his drink. Bartender says: “Hey, not for nothing, but we don’t get a lot of gorillas in here.” Gorilla says: “At these prices I’m not surprised!!”

The Chief’s quarters on board a sub are known as the Goat Locker, said to date back to the days when livestock were carried on board and when one particular goat became the mascot on the US sub New York