Sublime

Vic is a pointy-faced man of about forty with slicked-back dark hair who looks like a weaselly sort of hood, or maybe just a weasel, with his small eyes and vicious smile. Before landing here at the DMV, Vic worked as a bouncer, a roadie, a security guard, a fitness trainer, an auditor, and a head cook—name a job where you got to intimidate people

The kind of guy some kids think is a child-eating troll but other kids suspect, correctly, is a secret wizard.

that was the only court that had a hoop with a net. Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that’s

It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn’t the number-one box-office star in America, because every straight girl I know would sell her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. For upwardly mobile women in their

collogue.

(Apparently you’re not an underground legend until you have “the” in your name.)