
Dry: A Memoir

Now I’m thinking rehab could turn out to be great. I’ll dry out for thirty days and it’ll be like going to a spa. When I come home, I’ll be able to drink more like a normal person drinks.
Augusten Burroughs • Dry: A Memoir
I bought it for the person I wanted to be.
Augusten Burroughs • Dry: A Memoir
I will never take another drink for the rest of my life. I am in no position to say this. It is the One Thing an alcoholic should never say. It is the one thing an alcoholic cannot be certain of.
Augusten Burroughs • Dry: A Memoir
I guess I thought that rehab would stop me from drinking like an alcoholic. I thought it would teach me how to drink like a normal person.
Augusten Burroughs • Dry: A Memoir
“One of the qualities I have seen in my experience as a therapist, one of the ‘traits’ if you will, is that people I associate with long-term sobriety all have a sense of perspective in common. As if they can step back from their life, step back from the play, and watch the performance and make judgment calls. You seem to me to have this quality.”