Well, not really. If you think about it, it’s actually quite sad.
Lawrence Yeo • Speculation: A Game You Can’t Win
Craig used to say things like, “It’s been X number of weeks since we had sex! Why don’t you love me?” Erin would usually respond, “All you care about is sex! I’m just a warm body to you!”
Adam Smith • Exhausted Wives, Bewildered Husbands: Why your marriage is hurting, and how to blossom as a couple
Finally I sent him an emoji of a penguin waving hello and he texts right back and says he has a girlfriend and can’t be talking to me. Says ‘I’m sorry if that wasn’t made clear to you.’ Those were his exact words. Like, you know, someone else should have made it clear to me. Like ‘Oh, I thought the Department of Girlfriends had informed you.’